A directional paradigm and discontinuity of Standard Greetings.

autumnhello:

Girl: Hiya, James!

James (mumbling): Ohhey,what’sup. 

James (as he runs away): GODDAMNIT. 

waitwaitwait, why is it gay for dudes to be into girls hair?

Like, some dudes are into tits, some dudes are into buttocks

I’m a legs and hair dude.

Guys, I’m going to do my first cosplay 

with my friend.

and we’re going to be Jake and Dirk

I’m probably not going to get any answers to this but…

What song should we sing and upload to tumblr?

judging from what I’m hearing in the other room, The Voice has an OTP and it’s Adam/Blake.

goddamnit

I downloaded the second season of misfits by mistake.

So i started up the first episode and thought

"oh, that’s interesting, starting off the first episode with a previously!"

Then I threw the computer out of my house and rode off into the sun because the entire first season had been spoiled for me.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD SUPER POWERS GOING INTO IT WTF.

Guys, i just kind of want to stay in the theaters and watch Avengers all day.

Over and over again.

Who’s with me?

Sometimes, I feel like Matt Smith is playing Matt Smith playing the Doctor instead of just playing the Doctor…

The totally awkward moment when the person you were freaking the fuck out about because of how amazing they looked reblogs your reblog….

FUCK SOMEBODY GET ME OFF OF TUMB-

Is that another photoset of Jennifer Lawrence?

Sometimes I tumbl naked.

This is fact.

It ain’t hurting none of y’all.

Just know it.